Normally, I wouldn’t do this. A source deep within Microsoft — who just happened to owe me a favor — passed along a list of new Windows marketing slogans which, for one reason or another, just didn’t make the cut. After careful consideration and soul searching, I’ve decided to release them to the public.
Frankly, I think a few of them deserved more contemplation.
- Really, it’s better this time. We swear.
- Because owning a Mac is just one step away from drinking lattes at a Green Party tweetup.
- Come on! It’s not that complicated.
- We shower, and we don’t wear Birkenstocks.
- We’re still on liver number one.
- 7 is a lucky number, right?
- Still the choice among pimply teenaged gamers.
- More stable and easier to use than your last girlfriend.
- WIndows 7: because the Mayans say none of us will live to see the next version anyway.
- Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.
Alternate marketing slogans for Windows 7 originally appeared on Download Squad on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:30:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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