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Oh Idaho. We love your delicious baking potatoes, the mouth feel we get when we say “Boise”, and, uh, whatever the third thing to love about Idaho might be. In any event, that third thing to love about Idaho probably isn’t quality web design.
Poor layout, dancing graphics, overuse of capital letters; I’ve learned to forgive quite a bit. What bothers me most about Bannock County Bluegrass Festival is their complete and utter disrespect for the trichromacy of the human eye. Purple, Cyan and Green should never have existed in the same universe, much less a single web page.
In fact, the only single point upon which those three colors should converge is in a low-rent stripper’s eye makeup. As Marge Simpson’s mother once said, “Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.”
Nevertheless, if you happen to be near Pocatello, Idaho this weekend — and I’m sure you must have your reasons. S’ok, we won’t question your judgment — check out some Bluegrass and beer. But, if you run into this guy, for the sake of everything holy and decent, please offer to buy him a color wheel.
[Thanks Peter!]
Fugly Friday : Bannock County Bluegrass Festival originally appeared on Download Squad on Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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